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On Carlton:

It has recently been brought to my attention that there is controversy surrounding my selection of Carlton as my favorite character on the hit '90s sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I take particular offense with the decision to select Will over Carlton, because it neglects to recognize the comedic stylings that Carlton provided as side-kick and lead supporting actor. In the next few paragraphs, I would like to explain my reasoning for selecting Carlton as my favorite character and why his legacy has outlived his acting career.

Actually, nevermind, I'll just show you his dance.

Some Baseball Stadiums

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Note that I didn't include Citizens Bank Park because A) The Phillies beat the Rays, and B) Ryan Howard sucks.

A Picture

This is a picture and I do not know who it is or what is significant about it, but it is a picture nonetheless. If I were given the choice of what picture to post here, I would have posted a picture of Albert Pujols because he's about to lose in the MVP race today at 2PM when MLB announces Ryan Howard as the winner. And Ryan Howard sucks.

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